*saw dis in zijian bulletin in friendster. tot that it is really cute so decided to copy and let u to read.*
Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven.But then again, so are thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2. If you want your wife to listen and pay strictattentionto every word you say; talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3. Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100grand!
Commandment 4. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year ofmarriage, theman speaks and the woman listens.In the second year, the woman speaks and theman listens.In the third year, they both speak and theneighbors listen.
Commandment 5. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,you can be sureof one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6. Marriage is when a man and woman become asone;The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all nightthinking aboutsomething you say. After marriage, he will fallasleep before you finish.
Commandment 8. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,understanding, economical, and a good cook. Butthe law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9. Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry.That is whywife treats husband like toxic waste.
Commandment 10. A man is incomplete until he is married.After that, he is finished..
Bonus Commandment story. A long married couple came upon a wishing well.The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in apenny.The husband decided to make a wish too.But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, anddrowned. Thewife was stunned for a moment but then smiled,"Wow! This stuff really works!"
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darius tan
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soon-to-be mathematics teacher
hopes to eat less, sleep more, exercise more, have a better relationship wif God and people around me, study and play harder
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