MARCUS sent me this over the email. felt that it is quite funny. cant stop laughing. enjoy!
Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius.........
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig yournose with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feelbetter than your finger, right?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over anddig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siao ah!Use your blain, use your blainnn ..........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they aremaking love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a gloveon your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight ornot?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use yourblainnnnn............................. you go and dig your nose inflont of your whole class izit?? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah...... ," Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now,the whole world!" also ah, pass it 2 ur fren.....& let them laugh outloud....
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7:16 PM