yeah. got my 21st birthday from my dad lo.. heez. got my finally coveted flip phone. bought the LG chocolate series, hope i ll be able to use it for 2 plus yrs. =p

i am super duper lucky today lahh... i was shopping at compass point with my dad and we were already heading for the carpark. i was talking to my dad and din notice the floor. suddenly i felt like i was stepping on soft ground and i heard a 'piak' sound. i said shit before looking down. it was brown in colour and at that time i was hoping that i stepped on chocolate lahh......

but as i went to the toilet and began to clean my slipper, the smell was super horrendous. luckily it was easy to rub away the shit and the smell din linger. i have to say that leaving shit in the middle of the road in the shopping centre is like... leaving sainsbury trolley outside of south kensington station waiting for people to clear... HAHAHHAHAHA... heeez.

anw my mum juz told me about this yesterday.

women are just like different kinds of balls at different age groups.

20yr olds are like soccer balls cos got 20 men chasing after 1 ball.
30yr olds are like basketballs cos got fewer no of men chasing after the ball.
40yr olds are like pingpong balls cos only 2 men are in play and they are shooting away the ball.
50yr olds are like golf balls cos guys will shoot them as far as possible. but after that the guys will still pick the balls up.

heavenknows

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