laughed my head off when i read this. Enjoy! esp if u r a capricorn too.
Capricorn - Your Love Profile Your positive traits:
You are serious about relationships and ready for a commitment.
You tend to help your partner attain the success they dream of.
You are a rock. Relationship problems don't seem to phase you.
Your negative traits:
Sometimes it's very hard for you to accept your parnter's past.
You are emotionally reserved, and difficult to connect with.
You expect your partner to take care of you - and make cheat if they do not
Your ideal partner:
Is incredibly powerful and well respected.
Is often older than you - and could be a superior at work.
Has a good amount of money... or the ability to be rich someday.
Your dating style:
Practical. A "get to know each other" coffee date is just fine by you.
Your seduction style:
Bossy - you like to be the one in charge in the bedroom.
Slow and patient. You know that good sex takes time.
Calculating. You'll use sex to get ahead, if necessary.
Tips for the future:
Open up. A little emotional expression is a good thing in relationships.
Leap before you look. You don't have to run a cost benefit sheet on everyone you date.
Enjoy the now. No need to worry about marriage on the first few dates.
Best place to meet someone online:
eHarmony - they'll automatically match you with someone who's as driven as you are
Best color to attract mate: Dark green
Best day for a date: Saturday
Get your free love profile at Blogthings.
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heavenknows
1:44 PM
sorry if you have to squint your eyes to see this entry. dunno why i cant choose my font size le. haiz.
quite upset for the past 2 weeks. realised that actually for people to stay togther or under 1 roof harmoniously is so difficult. i ve a handful of very close kakis living in e same bunks in camp. dunno why in e past 2 weeks, sparks are flying around like nobody's business. people get irritated and pissed by others. true, different personalities can cause people to clash but ren yi shi feng ping lang jing, tui yi bu hai kuo tian kong. for mi, i tink i ve tui many many times and i got so fed up that i ve to blow up at dis friend of mine. LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOUR AS YOURSELF. this is so difficult to attain.
just finished an exercise. the 1st exercise where i dun need to perspire (SWEAT IS FOR PIGS) because I am in charge of playing the computer throughout the exercise. haha. aniwae, yesterday was the 1st time our new oc talked to us. i can say that my impression of him changed. ( well, i noe i am a soft-hearted person) all the rumours that he is unreasonable are gone into thin air, at least for now. quite grateful that i got a super long weekend till next tues anyway. hahah.
was quite stunned recently also. because my msn nick changes quite frequently. and i dare say all the time, my nick has meaning one. if i cant tink of sumthing then i will juz write my name. (aniway, quite irritated by some people who dun identify themselves in msn n i have to guess unless u r a regular la) n my point is e meaning most of the time is not that obvious and i juz wanted to write for e sake of writing. den came this fine day, when my bro came to me and started decoding all my nicks. i m so shocked la cos he got most correct! i mean i dun acknowledge right at his face but HE IS RIGHT! did he get it right because he is my bro n understand me? or is it too obvious (which is nt my intention)? PARANOID. but who cares? i have learnt to take things in my stride and stop to worry over stuff!
heavenknows
8:20 PM
*saw dis in zijian bulletin in friendster. tot that it is really cute so decided to copy and let u to read.*
Commandment 1.Marriages are made in heaven.But then again, so are thunder and lightning.Commandment 2.If you want your wife to listen and pay strictattentionto every word you say; talk in your sleep.Commandment 3.Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100grand!Commandment 4.Married life is very frustrating. In the first year ofmarriage, theman speaks and the woman listens.In the second year, the woman speaks and theman listens.In the third year, they both speak and theneighbors listen.Commandment 5.When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,you can be sureof one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.Commandment 6.Marriage is when a man and woman become asone;The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.Commandment 7.Before marriage, a man will lie awake all nightthinking aboutsomething you say. After marriage, he will fallasleep before you finish.Commandment 8.Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,understanding, economical, and a good cook. Butthe law allows only one wife.Commandment 9.Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry.That is whywife treats husband like toxic waste.Commandment 10.A man is incomplete until he is married.After that, he is finished..Bonus Commandment story.A long married couple came upon a wishing well.The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in apenny.The husband decided to make a wish too.But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, anddrowned. Thewife was stunned for a moment but then smiled,"Wow! This stuff really works!"
heavenknows
10:31 PM